Thursday, February 22, 2007

LIFE IS STRANGE....

Yesterday, je suis allé in the frigo, the fridge, to have un petit snack! Alors, I saw again that grosse box and finally decided to open it! *!!!??!!??!???!???* Oh, I was so émotionné! There was full of big EGG-OOO in the box! I began to parler, but, how foolish of me, I was talking in french! So I took my best english accent and said: "Hhhhilllo, zi eggooooooooooooooooo!"

Believe it or not, I talked and parler for a while, I never could recevoir any answer!

But I finalement découvrir pourquoi! When I closed the box, I regarder on it and it was written "extra large size"!!! And my friend Egg-OOO is a medium size!

Now, I wonder why it is just les grosseurs médiums qui parlent... Maybe it is because he is boiled? Ahhhh, so tant de questions, and so little time....

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pooooor Crazzy Piggy....
You ne pas know que les EGG-OOO crus ne speak que le brésilien, le russe, le chinois and me maybe le polonais!!!. So....you have to put them in water bouillante....Pour avoir une answer in french or inglish!....Good chance...

crazzy piggy said...

Ohhhhhh! How savante you are my dear faery godmother! But I don't play with le four, so it will be a little long. I will ask to the gentille lady where I live, Clo!
:@)

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Only an egg boiled by Arkan Barkum can do what I do, these you talk to are zombie eggs and won't go sight-seeing or enjoy relaxation.

crazzy piggy said...

OMG, I'm glad those eggs didn't answer me though! I wouln't feel très, très sécure knowing there is some zombie oeufs sleeping in my frigo! Though zombie are not known to walk very fast...

Is that Arkan Barkum relative with Phineas Taylor Barnum?

Mademoiselle Princesse said...

Crazzy eggs!!! Mwhahahahah!

crazzy piggy said...

It's not the EGGS that are crazy, it's MOI!!!
OINK!
:@)

Willie Baronet said...

Vous est the bomb pour moi. I want to mange some petit bacon maintenant! Mmmmmm... and wiss zee eggs, no? Vous et mois are a perrfect pair, c'est bonnbonbon! Oinkezvous pourquoiselle?? Bon. Vous inspireee moi to make zee art, oui.

must nap tout suiteypie. zzzzzzzzzz.

crazzy piggy said...

Oh! Mon Dieu! Rrramone, what did you smoke? I repeat once again:

I - AM - A - GUY!!!!!!!

Of course, the lady where I live is a lady... So, she said that if I inspire you to make art, well! That's a good point for moi!
OIIIIIIINNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

And j'adorrrrre your accent!
It is cuty, cutypie!
:@)

Hellcat said...

Poor girly piggy wishes she had an extension ...

Dale the Cat said...

Et moi qui have thought que les EGG-OOO whisper only quand ils sont fried dans la poêle. They go "Tsss. Tsss."

crazzy piggy said...

*ignoring the cat*

No, no, no! Pas dans la poêle! Mon ami was boiled! Son nom est Boiledegginadeckchair! Il est easy to reconnaître, il a une perruque!
He is un peu bizarre, but très très friendly!

Mauricio said...

Crazy Piggy

Tha Egg

V*O*M*I*T Cats.......

This is the blog world :o)

crazzy piggy said...

Well, part of it!

Hello Mauricio! I know our stories are difficult to understand, but I think you are gradually getting it!
Hahaha!

If you have any question... well, don't ask because it's difficult to explain, even for me. Just remember that the Hellcats are really, really bad creatures with great talent! Putting your eye so near can be very risky. I have to admit that you have guts!!! Hahaha!

But here, there is not danger for you, I am a nice and cute (but crazzy) piggy!
OINK!
:@)

Anonymous said...

Just floating through ..... woooeeeee ....

crazzy piggy said...

Hello Anon!
You look really ethereal this morning!
:@)

Willie Baronet said...

C'est domage. I will have to like you like zee bruther. Eet must have beeeeen the peeenk that threw moi. ;-)

crazzy piggy said...

Yes, like zee bruther! ;@)
And don't worry, bruther, most of the people do that mistake! But I can't change it, pink is my color!
:@)

Joy Eliz said...

Maybe if you boiled them and then colored them they would talk to you!

crazzy piggy said...

Hmmm, I don't think so. Mr. Boiledegginadeckchair explain to me that they must be boiled by Mr. Arkan Barkum. I made some research about that man and he seems very, very difficult to find. I saw just a sketch of him... though he looks sympathetic, I suppose he's very old and living like an hermit, on the top of a mountain, probably in Scotland...

Dale the Cat said...

There are montagnes in Ecosse???

crazzy piggy said...

Euh.... I don't know... Il doit bien y avoir one little montagne? Non? ...une colline? ...une butte?
:@/

Anonymous said...

Des buttons mettons?..C'est bien écrit: "un pays de hautes terres"
dans le Larouche pardon le Larousse....

crazzy piggy said...

Ah! Le Grand Larouche Universel! Ça c'est une bonne référence!
:@)

Anonymous said...

Life is still strange ... heehee ...

crazzy piggy said...

Hello, Anon!
Yes, strange and soooooooo quiet since Hellcat has gone... again! *sigh*
I'm not in love anymore, but I have to admit, I miss her... just a tiny small very little bit! :@)

Anonymous said...

HOhoooooo....Crazzy piggy, you are not going recommencer l'AMOUR avec...whit...Bon....
What about your passeporc maintenant???..

crazzy piggy said...

Oui, oui, I don't oublier! Je ne forget pas! Mon passeporc! It is too cold pour le moment! Je vais me geler les pattes!

Alors, for the moment I just relax...
:@)

P.S. Don't t'en faire about Hellkitty! She is dans les limbes... And her friend, Anonymous, is a very nice and charming Lady!