Friday, March 09, 2007

Ne m'appelez plus jamais bacon!!!!


The gentille Lady where I live, elle s'appelle Clo, is an antiquarian bookdealer. She vendre some livres anciens... I was bouquiner the autre day, and I found ceci!!! Un livre about breeding and feeding of the bacon pork!!! Fascinant!!! But the most important, is that I découvrir que I was not a bacon pork! Look!!!! Regardez!!!!! Ci-dessous below, the photo of a typical gros verrat noir! The big black boar!!! Yeech!!!!!!!!!!! Come on! I don't look comme cela!!!!! I'm PINK, LITTLE, and I'm CUTE!!!! If I ever rencontrer that monstre, I'm not certain that I would savoir from what side to parler to him!!!!!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you sure you're not a girl Crazzy Piggy? You are PINK, LITTLE and CUTE! That big black boar would like you ... :)

crazzy piggy said...

*sigh* Some people do have problems with the metrosexual!

And the book was published around 1920! That BBB is dead now!
OINK!!!
:@<

Mei Shile said...

For sure, you are plus délicat than this gros sanglier bad tourné

Dale the Cat said...

Ohhh. He looks très big et scary, le boar! You are beaucoup more sympa que him.

Mademoiselle Princesse said...

YUMMY!!! FOR THE CUTE PINK THING...

crazzy piggy said...

mei shile: pouah! Qu'il est laid!

capt'n dale: Thank you beaucoup! You are sympa too! And c'est très rare chez la gens féline... ;@)

mlle pois chiche: NO, NO, NO!!! NO YUMMY HERE!!! I AM NO BACON!!! NO YUMMY!!! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY TAIL!!! I WILL AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA YOU WITH MY KARATÉ!!!!!!!!
>:@<

Mauricio said...

Piggyyyyyyyyyyyy......


Don´t eat the bacon!!!

crazzy piggy said...

:@. ???
But... I love bacon! Spécialement in fettuccini carbonara!
:@)

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, not surprised pigs eat pigs. It is said they eat everything and anything ...

crazzy piggy said...

Yes, but I will never manger a toutou en peluche!
Oink!
:@)

Anonymous said...

Parler to him???....Neveeerrr!..
I thing que you have de la noblesse in the eye...And ppt. du sang royal!........Why not?..
Bisousbisous dear little Piggy rose and.... yummy!.............!!!

crazzy piggy said...

Du sang royal? Oeuf corse! :@)
Il y a un long long time ago, one of my ancestors came from Scotland. Most were venir de France, but this one came from Scotland, allez savoir pourquoi...

It is the reason why I do speak the language so easily... :@)

And this Scotish personne felt in love with a nice autochtone lady qui était the daughter of the great cheaf Nanabesa. So, I do have some sang royal! Royal Blood!
OOOOIIIIINNNNNNKKKK!
:@)

Anonymous said...

You, Piggy, are just the right size for le bacon sandwich. But you're a little bit too fluffy.

crazzy piggy said...

Tore? Do I know a Tore?... I don't think so...
So...
:@P

Anonymous said...

Someone ate pork chops somewhere between April and May. Hhehhehheee

Catnapping said...

my favorite summer lunch...cold cuts of roast pork on rye with mayonnaise...and some cheap white wine to rinse it down...

mmm yum.

Anonymous said...

Hohohoo.....What une shame!!!. Say that to un so nice PIGGY like CRAZZY.......But...! Yes, so yummyyummy!!!!.....

Willie Baronet said...

Still dreaming of you. (in a straight way of course.)