Monday, January 29, 2007

Une soirée d'adieu... peut-être.

Yesterday, je suis allé visiter my cousins, Princesse et Merlin!

On these photos, remarquez the cute petit hat and the cute litlle foulard! My friend Clo had knit those pour moi! On the below pictures, my cousins are having fun with the hat. We call those hat une tuque! It is for winter. Because I bientôt will go for a long voyage, I will need some special clothes...


Cousine Princesse was a bit angry avec moi because of something not nice I said to her... So I had to charm her a little... it works!

We chat a while (oh, quelle bonne blague, chat! Huh, huh, huh...) then she gave me an orange! She knows j'adore les oranges, but I think she gave it to me because she hates those... On the above photo, we are regarder the stars... Then, I told her: "L'amour, c'est regarder tous les deux dans la même direction..." That means: "Love is looking together in the same direction!"

Alors, Mademoiselle Princesse answered: "Don't push it too much, Cochon!"

Quelle magnifique party! But, of course, I finir it alone, because, vous savez, cats are always sleeping! So Monsieur Merlin and Mademoiselle princesse left me alone and sont allés se coucher very, very early...

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Ohhhhh! La vérité sur moi...
Ohhhhh! The truth about me...


Cette semaine, I décider to go in Australia to see mon adorée Hellcat!!! But, I need un passeport! Mioink! Terrible décision to take! I will have to show mon réel moi!

Ok, j'avoue... Above, this is moi... All my chilhood, j'étais complexé about my eyes... Usually, pigs have little piggy's eyes, yeux porcins. But there is some in ma famille qui ont those big eyes... I was afraid Hellcat could rejeter moi! So I asked un cousin, Arnold, to pose pour moi... So, below, it is Arnold, mon cousin et meilleur ami. Merci Arnold!

Ceci est ma photo de passeport! It's a little bit dull, but vous savez, they told me not to smile... Now, I have to wait for mon passeport, une ou deux weeks! Then.... Australia! Hmmm, I will have to know where is that country of ma petite minounette Hellcat! Elle est si charmante!

Hellcat, m'aimez-vous toujours aussi passionnément? Me, I do. Meowoink!

Saturday, January 20, 2007

MIRACLE!?!?!?

As usual in the garbages
suddenly felt strange...
Pffft.... grrrhhh.... cough... cough...
ohhhhh something tough...

What? A hairball!!!!
For a pig, it's unusual...
But this is what I call
The miracle de l'amour!!!!!!!!!!!!

For you, Hellcat!
:@)
Meowwwww

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

HELLCAT, MON AMOUR, IS BACK!!!

Ma petite chérie!
Bisous! Bisous!
On the nez!
Sur les ears!
And your little chin-chin!

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Leçon de français...

Ceci est une orange.
Répétez...
Ceci est une orange. L'orange est orange, comme c'est étrange.
Répétez...
Orange... Étrange...
Oink! Oink!
:@)

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Cochonneries! Saturday night fever!

Voici mes amies: Sexy mama et sa fille! My friends:


Nous avons fait une séance photo, super photography shot, for a project of an image for a disk, pour une pochette de disque! C'est joli, n'est-ce pas? Now, maintenant, il ne reste qu'à lets do the music!



Ci-dessous, est totally fabulous et extraordinary:

Et celle-ci, pour les 18 ans et plus! Attention âmes sensible, très sexy!
And this one, only over 18 years old! Be carefull, this is soooooooooooo Hot! :@)


Oink!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Look what I did!



Et vous pouvez try it too! Easy! Facile! Adresse: www.typogenerator.net




Ahhhhhhhhh! Arrêtez-moi! Impossible stopper!




Un petit dernier? Ok! But just one...


Ha! Ha! Got you! Je vous ai bien eu! :@)

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Monday, January 23, 2006