OOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ne m'appelez plus jamais bacon!!!!

The gentille Lady where I live, elle s'appelle Clo, is an antiquarian bookdealer. She vendre some livres anciens... I was bouquiner the autre day, and I found ceci!!! Un livre about breeding and feeding of the bacon pork!!! Fascinant!!! But the most important, is that I découvrir que I was not a bacon pork! Look!!!! Regardez!!!!! Ci-dessous below, the photo of a typical gros verrat noir! The big black boar!!! Yeech!!!!!!!!!!! Come on! I don't look comme cela!!!!! I'm PINK, LITTLE, and I'm CUTE!!!! If I ever rencontrer that monstre, I'm not certain that I would savoir from what side to parler to him!!!!!

LIFE IS STRANGE....

Yesterday, je suis allé in the frigo, the fridge, to have un petit snack! Alors, I saw again that grosse box and finally decided to open it! *!!!??!!??!???!???* Oh, I was so émotionné! There was full of big EGG-OOO in the box! I began to parler, but, how foolish of me, I was talking in french! So I took my best english accent and said: "Hhhhilllo, zi eggooooooooooooooooo!"

Believe it or not, I talked and parler for a while, I never could recevoir any answer!

But I finalement découvrir pourquoi! When I closed the box, I regarder on it and it was written "extra large size"!!! And my friend Egg-OOO is a medium size!

Now, I wonder why it is just les grosseurs médiums qui parlent... Maybe it is because he is boiled? Ahhhh, so tant de questions, and so little time....

Leçon de karaté...

Il y a deux semaines, Lapin Poulain gave moi my first leçon de karaté! He began to expliquer moi that the most important était to salute, so we did!

Et lorsque we are trying to cut a peace of wood, we have to salute too!

Noter le salut aussi at the end!

I was très, très nerveux, but I tried... The salut...

The concentration....

...and YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, it worked!

Après, I practice my coup de pied! Yaaaaa, yaaaa, yaaaaa!

Mais je practiced a little too much and my little pied touched the petit nose of Lapin... Oups!...

But Lapin is a très, très Zen personne, so he didn't mind! Instead, il m'a montré some figures...
This one is called "your pied need to relax".

And celle-ci: "Coutchi, coutchi in the eye", but it was hurting a little...

And this one: "Telling un secret to the flying Pig who's gonna crash!"

And this last one's name is just: "Outch, my back!"

Nous étions épuisés, exausted, but we had such a wonderful time!...

Yesterday evening, un miracle happen! I was lentement dying when a délicieux odeur arrived to my nose agonisant. I was soudainement raised from my bed, et, floating in the air, I went from the chambre à coucher to the kitchen...

Alors, I forgot about all my problèmes, my little coeur began to beat normalement: the fettuccini carbonara saved my life! OINK!!!!!

Je suis sous le choc!

This morning, en me rasant, soudainement, the truth appeared to moi!

I REALIZED THAT HELLCAT WAS NOT IN LOVE WITH MOI!

It was so clair, so sure, so évident... Then I cut myself and a litlle bit of stuffing went out of my chin... But I didn't cried.

Now, I will me coucher and see if I will die in a long and painful agony...

Yeah! J'ai mon passeporc!

Oui, oui, oui, a real passeporc! Just for me! Remarquez le "c" de passeporc! Isn't that totally crazzy? Those people are so nice! Et aussi, when I asked for a spécial Visa for Down Under, they said: "No problemo!" J'ai même rencontré, yes, yes I met him in person, the Consul Général of Down Under, a very nic..... well, a very special person...